Tuesday, June 4, 2002
Fuck! I can't wait for this shit to end. I find myself getting irritated over the stupidest things. Like the fucking bitch who has not given me back my hall pass. I asked the AP, again, today for the third time to get her to do something about it. She replied that she forgot all about it. I asked her how many times I needed to remind her…I was not very happy and also fired off an email reminding her to get the damn thing and added that 'silence indicates this behavior is acceptable.' Ok, so I'm kind of petty, but she fucked with the wrong person on this one. If no action is taken, I will probably put an anonymous note in her mailbox asking her to speak to the AP about a 'very serious issue' and attach the statutory language referring to theft at the bottom of the note. I'm already laughing …

The kids are totally bonkers. They are coming up to me and hanging a slinky in front of their crotch and asking me if I can understand why their slinky gets 'elongated' when they see so and so. I just pretend that I don't really know what they are saying, but it is kind of funny to see these kids try to tell me who they have a hard-on for.

I ran into the former police officer for our school. She is already telling me a wealth of information about things in the past that continue to shape my perspective each day. I'm sure it will get more interesting.

Thursday, June 6, 2002
Did I mention that I am totally sick of school? Did I mention that a few kids are going to have to call 911 because they are about to experience an emergency if they continue to act goofy in school? I'm sure I mentioned that around here someplace.

After school was a zoo today. The kids got in a huge fight and there were like 3 swarms of ringside action. Crazy.

Dr. Krap, the psycho nutcase totally flipped out yesterday. She attacked another teacher, was arrested for battery, and got a restraining order taken out against her. When she reported to school she was told to go home. She allegedly fell over in the office again and stated she was having another seizure. Everyone knows she is a total liar and a potential lunatic. She may come back to school and try to do something crazy, but fortunately I am not on her shit list.

In other news, I got back my hall pass today. That bitch is a total fucking loser.

Friday, June 14, 2002
School is out! Yes! I'm so ready to be on vacation that I just can even begin to tell you.